Rank­ings & News Oc­to­ber 2023

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Oc­to­ber 2023 #

News #

Not like I was very much in­volved in the com­munity the last month but I still heard of some news. Well, also the secret art of ask­ing was help­ing.

• Un­for­tu­nately we once again have cheat­ers back on the menu: the first three on iOS and first two on An­droid have non-le­git scores.
• XLII has not re­covered his save he lost, so no way for him to get back into the rank­ings. So re­mem­ber, al­ways have backup saves!
• Maybe we will see Snaeky back in the rank­ings be­cause he passed e700 T2 on his main save.
• Not sure if this month but we got e800 passed for T3 on an alt save. Wow! Neck to neck are Snaeky and Playspout.
• Else it looks like not much has happened (or I’ve been away too much and nobody re­mem­bers)

In cus­tom the­ory news: Find­ing cus­tom the­or­ies be­sides the of­fi­cial ones is no easy thing. Luck­ily we have a doc­u­ment con­tain­ing links and in­form­a­tion about a large num­ber of cus­tom the­or­ies in dif­fer­ent stages of de­vel­op­ment: ht­tps://​docs.google.com/​spread­sheets/​d/​1_VILoIE8qOx­Gi7UD-HiDKH95uKir­G­zL2Ujn­Hva2c­aBo/ There might be up­dates about what was ad­ded in the fu­ture but keep­ing track of that might not work out so per­fectly. Just look for your­self for now^^

Ob­lig­at­ory plea for feed­back: If any­one has ideas, please let me (and/​or the guide team) know. If you have cri­ti­cism do it as well. If you don’t want to end up in any news/​rank­ings out­side the server, then con­tact me so I could either ex­clude or an­onymise you.

Rank­ings #

So after once again avoid­ing the rank­ings in fa­vor of news for a bit (and be­ing ex­tra late any­way), it is fi­nally time for the up­date!

Oc­to­ber 2023 Top 20 on the lead­er­board, their \(F(t)\) at the time the list was com­piled (which was Novem­ber 4th cough) and their Dis­cord con­nec­tion (Dis­cord names in brack­ets are not their nick­names!):

1. HeadedArt26 (Playspout) - ee69878:

If you ever looked at the re­cord sheet you should know him be­cause he’s lit­er­ally every­where there (still hold­ing him off from T2/​T4 for now^^). Also pretty act­ive here, do­ing everything ima­gin­able! Ad­ded fun fact: did ee50000 without T9. I won­der if there is any­thing he is­n’t act­ive in^^

Playspout is the Ling Ling of Ex­po­nen­tial IdleAct­ive with 40 hours a day (and more saves than any per­son should have) and still search­ing for new the­ory strats and writ­ing and and and. Hav­ing es­tab­lished a firm lead the only ques­tion to re­main seems: will Playspout lose some mo­tiv­a­tion and al­low someone else to get close? So could you slow down please? There are some chal­lengers but not like really close yet. So no, he is­n’t slow­ing down^^ Ex­tra note for this month as well: for whatever reason, he has­n’t up­dated his lead­er­board to his ee70000 I saw a screen­shot of.

2. Vin­tage­Sur­fer­56606 (kinger55) - ee69765:

He has dis­covered the main reason to be on the server: the tau bot^^ Well, that joke lost its mean­ing a lot of months ago but it is hard to let go^^ Else he’s not really par­ti­cip­at­ing (un­less I ask for a tau up­date and re­cently not even then…) but he’s a force on the lead­er­board for sure. He cer­tainly figured out CTs and firmly planted him­self in the Top 3 now. Hav­ing dis­tanced every­body else, the ques­tion re­mains: can he do the same for Playspout in the fu­ture?

3. Adam­H99 (nemesis) - ee69402:

Found the server some while ago and no longer an un­known! Looks like he is go­ing fast and steady, this time over­tak­ing me. There we have someone on a mis­sion…

So for quite a while now he is con­sist­ent in do­ing hard­core act­ive push­ing and so I just hope he loses mo­tiv­a­tion he con­tin­ues to go strong. Good at minigames! I’m pretty sure he had the num­ber 1 spot for a brief while in­between, so good for him (and time to stop)!

Also whatever EI ster­oids he’s on, I think I’d need them too^^ I mean at some point he’ll have to pay the price of not over­push­ing but that spirit is com­mend­able. Also come back please to Dis­cord and share your secrets…

4. Eld­rail (AfuroZamurai) - ee69338:

Al­ways a bit dif­fi­cult to write about one­self^^ Activ­ity here is more in phases but at least pretty reg­u­larly (so hope­fully daily), in the game I do like my idle the­or­ies (who could’ve guessed?). Fa­vour­ite phrase: Time for act­ive the­or­ies I guess^^ (while not do­ing that un­til I set my­self a chal­lenge). Also loves chess.

Fi­nally got #1 in the rank­ings a few month ago but without ac­tu­ally ever be­ing #1…! Too bad Playspout showed up again be­fore the cheater ahead of me was re­moved. I guess I’ll have to keep hunt­ing! Note: hunt­ing can be defined broadly and this ab­so­lutely inef­fi­cient phase of idle is cer­tainly just a long-term plot to re­gain my #1 spot for real. Totally.

Well, yeah, about that… I’m back to be­ing the Idle Lord and have found my fun in that. Still try­ing though, just not very hard. At least I’m back at cash­ing in with act­ives some­what reg­u­larly, so with more tau than Gen (oO) maybe I can chal­lenge for higher places again. Watch out every­one ;)

5. colinc719 (?) - ee69275:

They were maybe the biggest sur­prise when en­ter­ing the rank­ings, shoot­ing up from some­where I can­not even re­mem­ber dir­ectly into the Top 20 and never look­ing back. We can­not even know more about them be­cause it looks like they are still not on the server. Maybe the fu­ture will give us more (so far not). For now they just entered Top 10 after first dis­ap­pear­ing for a bit from the lead­er­boards com­pletely and made clear Top 10 was just a step on the way. I feel scared… Ques­tion­ing what is hap­pen­ing in­tens­i­fies but no an­swers…

6. (+1) Reck­on­Crew (Reck­on­Crew) - ee69254:

They have all their mes­sages on the server from a single day about 30 months ago, which is an achieve­ment in it­self I guess^^ Ac­tu­ally can­not find them any­more, maybe be­cause of the Dis­cord name up­date? Or maybe be­cause Dis­cord some­times does­n’t want to ac­tu­ally search.

Not much else to say ex­cept they are pretty stable, mainly gain­ing a place now and then (and some­times los­ing one). I do like stable play­ers for this rank­ing^^

I should not have said that (well, to be fair I already said that for a while). The reck­on­ing is near! (I’m some­what sorry for the totally in­ten­ded pun)

7. (-1) Gen­Er­a­tion­Na­tion (Gen) - ee69237:

With a heavy hard I have to re­port that the Jug­ger­naut has slowed down and maybe no longer is the Jug­ger­naut. Still pretty strong though^^

Maybe not at the ab­so­lute top for CTs (though I think in terms of ef­fi­ciency he ac­tu­ally is or at least very close) and maybe suffered a bit in ori­gin­als but still go­ing strong enough with ac­cel (the mad­man^^) to have more f(t) than one would ex­pect. It is still so weird to see him lower but to be fair: rank­ings have al­ways changed over time. I won­der where he’ll settle down…

8. (+4) d4N­f6Bg5 (d4N­f6Bg5) - ee69044:

He’s been on the server and the rank­ings hunt for a while. A long while ac­tu­ally. Ac­cord­ing to him surely every day he was­n’t in the Top 20 too long.

If you know chess nota­tion you can de­duce from his name he’s a chess player (you can go as far as al­low him his self-pro­claimed ex­pert status given his 2500+ lichess rat­ing^^). As I’m something of a chess player my­self I already like that^^

Be­ing driven by his de­sire to fi­nally reach the rank­ings but hindered by com­pet­i­tion, long times for small gains and not much de­sire to ac­tu­ally cash in on the act­ives, he de­cided to do a first here at the top (at least as far as we know): he split his saves. One of them is go­ing for the long haul and the other - this one - got the the­ory auto­mator run­ning 24/​7 for the short-term gain. After a looong time he has man­aged to com­bine two things: over­tak­ing birrel and do­ing it while en­ter­ing the Top 10. Con­grat­u­la­tions!

9. (-1) Up­Artz (?) - ee69037:

Seems to be act­ive on Red­dit but not here, though this is un­clear.

They were already out of the Top 20 and were of­ten on the edge but be­cause of that I’m even more im­pressed by their fight­ing spirit, see­ing the gap clos­ing to ac­tu­ally en­ter­ing the single di­gits! Ap­plause for reach­ing the Top 10!

10. (+1) birrel69 (birrel) - ee69025:

The rival of d4N­f6Bg5 (or rather the in­vol­un­tary rival). While at first fall­ing be­hind, he has long made his move and passed him for a rising spot in the rank­ings. He popped up on the server to an­nounce his entry into the Top 20, only to be over­taken again be­fore the rank­ings was made. For now he’s safely in util­iz­ing the same strat of hav­ing 2 saves. Some­times he shows up and ex­changes some words with his rival, stay­ing com­mit­ted to the strategy of not shar­ing in­form­a­tion, in­stead pre­fer­ring to use what we find to bet­ter climb. Well, its not like any­thing is forced and in the end it de­pends on how you play your save, so on you go! First time he ac­tu­ally feels the breath of his hunter but also first time be­ing really close to Top 10. How will that play out? This I asked last month and for now the an­swer is: get­ting Top 10 but be­ing over­taken. Will he make a comeback?

11. (-2) some gib­ber­ish I won’t even try type­writ­ing[name may change any second] (nubest) - ee68999:

She has been a long time mem­ber of this server, with quite a lot of mes­sages a name to know. Maybe not the founder but ex­cess­ive user of a rather un­usual kind of text emoji: ouo and vari­ations of it. She also likes to call hax and people bad which seems to cor­rel­ate with her or­tho­graphic skills.

Un­for­tu­nately life came in the way and be­sides a pause on the server her lead­er­board place­ment was suf­fer­ing for it. For­tu­nately she is now back! Po­ten­tially her com­pet­it­ors are too act­ive now, though she is still pretty high up. Maybe its the cat emo­jis^^ Or the elab­or­ate strategies which are surely not act­ive be­cause nub only idles, sure.

Looks like the com­pet­i­tion is­n’t mak­ing life easy but never count her off!

12. (+2) hot­ab1 (hotab) - ee68943:

I have a vague feel­ing he should­n’t have been in when I first in­cluded him but well, now he’s in for sure. Right now he’s the one player lis­ted on all 8 main save the­or­ies on the re­cord sheet (wow). I’ll be in­ter­ested to see if he can keep up the pace or if push­ing T6 will cost him at some point. Note: al­ways push the­or­ies. Wait, that seems pretty ob­vi­ous.

13. In­tel­lec­tu­al­Power­112 (NG­Z001) - ee68877:

Over a year ago he already had an hon­our­able men­tion. I wrote: Let’s hope at some point in the fu­ture he can enter the rank­ings to join his friends on the lead­er­board (XLII already showed the way^^)!

He was far be­hind but with his activ­ity and pas­sion I was­n’t sur­prised to fi­nally see him enter the Top 20! Back then he star­ted to ap­pear a bit more in the server and es­pe­cially for cus­tom the­or­ies. He cer­tainly con­tin­ued this trend. Very im­press­ive minigamer, second to prob­ably none, hav­ing passed 1 bil­lion minigame stars by a fair mar­gin. Equally im­press­ive in cus­tom the­or­ies, second only to Playspout and not by much. Here is one player I can see rise more and more!

14. (-4) Fi­nalul­tima (Fi­nalul­tima) - ee68843:

While they showed up a day be­fore the rank­ings they got into the Top 20 in “real” Dis­cord con­ver­sa­tions (after some month of talk­ing with the tau bot!) activ­ity is still al­most neg­li­gible but happy to have them and look­ing for­ward to see­ing more!

Amaz­ing fast pro­gress and now the gap to close is pretty big. Still an im­press­ive achieve­ment get­ting here and after see­ing their dis­tri­bu­tion I have no doubt it is fully de­served! Though oth­ers aren’t here to settle down either…

Looks like maybe this was the height for now. But okay, little activ­ity could mean a burst com­ing later…

15. (+1) Ara­mak­iSH (?) - ee68612:

An­other rather new entry! And an­other mys­tery per­son. I knew they were already some­what close be­fore stop­ping to up­date f(t) for over 2 months. I guess this is also a way to re­appear! Out­side of this I have no idea about them at all. Maybe they’ll show up some­where (or some­body else knows more). For now it’s just ad­mir­ing the rise and see if it will be a fu­ture prob­lem to write about^^ The fu­ture is here but not like I have any­thing to add…

16. (-1) Black­Seal94 (Black­Seal) - ee68542:

Sel­dom seen here but was al­ways great to see him up­date his in­sane T6 stat (good old times…)^^ Cus­tom the­or­ies had kind of awoken him to be more act­ive on the server, which was nice. Nowadays activ­ity is go­ing down all around…

He was so high on the lad­der and now it’s go­ing down. Can he turn it up a gear or was that it?

17. ad­equateryan (ad­equate ryan) - ee68485:

Entered a few month ago. But who do we wel­come into our ranks? I have no idea as they are seem­ingly on the server but with a whoop­ing 0 mes­sages so far. While I al­ways feel a bit of sad­ness see­ing vet­eran play­ers fall, I do like new play­ers com­ing in, show­ing all is fluid and you can catch up.

Now I won­der if they’ll stay or even rise or maybe even more sur­pris­ingly start to talk on the server! So far only rise and no talk… Or no rise and no talk… Or no talk and fall… This is cov­er­ing every change, so my work here is done.

18. Melv0r (Melv0r) - ee68429:

I have a vague feel­ing he should’ve been already in a month be­fore I in­cluded him, con­sid­er­ing my notes on f(t) but hey, he’s here now! It has been a while since he was seen on the server, with mes­sages dat­ing back to 2021 mak­ing him an old vet­eran but still be­low a hun­dred mes­sages. But what mat­ters for this rank­ing is not activ­ity in the server (though still nice) but activ­ity in the game. And there he fought his way up and up un­til he got into this pres­ti­gi­ous list. Now it’s time to see if he can hold his place! Close shave but for now he stays.

19. (+1) jgaumer (jgaumer) - ee68252:

The most re­cent ad­di­tion to the Top 20! It is even someone on the server - with a whoop­ing 3(!) mes­sages dat­ing back to 2021. It has been a long time since ask­ing for vari­able auto­buy amounts (looks like switch­ing from x25 to x1 or max has helped) but be­sides show­ing up here, I know noth­ing. Since the start of the year at rank 26 or higher, so no sud­den stel­lar up­rise (though +3 to get here is noth­ing to scoff at). Will that be enough to stay? Yes for now!

20. (-1) An­thari­on1988 (An­tharion) - ee68239:

The ori­ginal le­gend, long­time #1, cre­ator of the ori­ginal tau sim­u­lator and sadly not that act­ive any­more (both in the game and on the server), though we can still see him (and he’s cer­tainly not given up^^) from time to time.

The times where he ac­tu­ally got back into the Top 10 are long gone and now the mo­ment an­other former #1 is drop­ping out is get­ting closer. But not all hope is lost still!

Some enter the list and so some have to leave the list as well. Here is our fallen fel­low from this month:

Ac­tu­ally no, I was look­ing at the ex­act time An­tharion was still ee1 ahead! But when I’m at it, we do have someone to re­port:

3. (on iOS, 31 on com­bined lead­er­board) Phask (Phask) - ee67804:

He was the long­time leader on the iOS lead­er­board and ac­tu­ally in the Top 20 over­all if com­bined. For quite some time it looked like he ac­tu­ally might be pretty close to the Top 10 on An­droid be­fore he lost his top spot on iOS and los­ing touch to the com­bined Top 20. He’s also on the server, though his act­ive times are some months ago. Also known as the cre­ator of the first Tau data col­lec­tion sheet. It took a long time but be­ing over­taken as #2 on iOS it is sadly time for him to take his (prob­ably) fi­nal leave from the rank­ings.

An hon­our­able men­tion goes to #

1. (on iOS) neasi_cz (neasi) - ee68866:

A not that new face any­more on the top of the iOS lead­er­board! Hav­ing over­taken Phask and fi­nally get­ting to rank 1 after a long hunt, he’s fast in­creased his lead. He is not that act­ive on the server but not un­known either. Maybe we’ll see him more in the fu­ture? It might be pos­sible we have in him some­body who is ready to chal­lenge the es­tab­lished over­all Top 10 hold by An­droid play­ers, though it is still to early to say that. After reach­ing his all-time high of #12 on the com­bined lead­er­board, he has dropped back a place, keep­ing to that for now. I have to say: I’m root­ing for him!

2. (on iOS) アケローン川に住む入道坊主 (?) - ee67911:

There is­n’t much I can say ex­cept he has been #3 since al­most the be­gin­ning of the year, un­til fi­nally en­ter­ing the lead­er­board here. My glor­i­ous Ja­pan­ese skills were enough to read the first part as “Acheron river”. Seems the rest means a (young?) monk liv­ing there, ac­cord­ing to my re­search. Or I could wait for someone to provide a bet­ter trans­la­tion: Nyūdō monk who lives on the Acheron River (no guar­an­tee for be­ing right).

And in the end it is of course time for the “real” hon­our­able men­tion (please nom­in­ate someone with a reason for fu­ture in­clu­sion of play­ers if you have some­body in mind) as the iOS play­ers are tech­nic­ally in the Top 20 rank­ings (or rep­res­ent the top of the iOS lead­er­board):

The hon­our­able men­tion was the friends we made along the way Sorry, it is ac­tu­ally hard after some point be­cause the most not­able play­ers are covered after a while and hon­our­able men­tions do not grow on trees. I’ll be think­ing about it (=ask­ing other older play­ers for their memor­ies), so I will be ready to start a chain of men­tions about play­ers who are maybe in­act­ive or at least not that known any­more but had an in­flu­ence on the com­munity or the game. Ah well, that did­n’t ex­actly work out that great I have to ad­mit. One can al­ways hope for an­other month though!

As it turned out to be quite the un­der­tak­ing to write this month edi­tion (be­cause of other com­mit­ments and be­cause it takes some time), I still did­n’t care to see if any­thing changed, so it will be the val­ues of the time when I looked at them (4th and 5th of Novem­ber is al­most Oc­to­ber, right?), not when I pub­lished it.